~ INFINANTY ~

Blaire ~ 15 years old ~ New Zealand

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

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deanisanactualprincess:

thegirlwhowaitedfortheurl:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

satan’s favourite porn writers

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(Source: placebomurzyn, via baracknobama)

joeyjoe69:

when someone u dislike compliments uimage

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

(Source: oreoofficial, via guy)

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

(via mewzealand)

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

REBELLION”

(Source: caps-soldier, via damn-funny)

keyblade-assassin:

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via liightup)

guy:

strawberrygamer:

guy:

if someone ever comes and physically bullys u just tell them that they’re giving u a boner

even if you’re a girl?

yes

(Source: guy, via popularboyfriend)

embracetheepic:

alishalovescats1701:

curryuku:

thequeenofpugs:

tardis-blues:

daylate-friend:

what is wrong with pugs.

i mean that in the best way possible.

This is actually really smart of them. They’re so fat and have such little legs that hopping like that is the most efficient way of getting up the stairs. It’s directly comparable to astronauts skipping while on the surface of the moon due to the bloated nature of their suits and the low gravity.

SCREAMS

IM MELTING

THIS IS THE BEST

LOOK AT THEM GO

(Source: sights-lights-stars-jars, via thehotinsychotic)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via phobias)

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